On Ilkley Moor Baaaaaaaaa Tat

A Yorkshireman finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, 'Sithy tree there, don't cut it down because under't tree I made love for't first time.'
The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.
Then the man says, 'And you sithy tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love.'
The architect could hardly believe his ears,'That's incredible, what did her mother say?'



"Baaaaaa"
soz Cappy....I'll get me coat ;-)

AS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON wtf BY FOUR DINNERS!

FOR THE WTF LOT!

the boy. he's good at tennis!

well, on the Wii at least!

FOR 4 DINNERS

in response to your post, i can think of a couple of reasons for liking them....

10 YEARS AGO

KATE LAWLER. JUST BECAUSE.

apologies for the size of the pics!

but hey, look at these for too long, and you'd have been squinting anyway!

im thinking of doing a babe of the week. totally un-pc but what the fuck!

what you reckon?

JUST FINISHED